ABOVE - 'THE bike fight' My daughters when they were titchy...
Me...
I was born in a blue house by the sea in Sussex.
I now live in a brown house in Gloucestershire
In 2008, I did an MA in Writing for Young People at Bath Spa University, which I loved.
I've worked as a bereavement counsellor, a copywriter, a teaching assistant and a children's book seller - but my best job has always been being a mummy.
I like dancing to bad 80s songs, going for rainy walks, chatting to my pets, eating green soup, and writing in cafes.
I now live in a brown house in Gloucestershire
In 2008, I did an MA in Writing for Young People at Bath Spa University, which I loved.
I've worked as a bereavement counsellor, a copywriter, a teaching assistant and a children's book seller - but my best job has always been being a mummy.
I like dancing to bad 80s songs, going for rainy walks, chatting to my pets, eating green soup, and writing in cafes.
Gooner - my big, bad dog...now sadly died but forever loved...
and immortalised as a character in my novel How Not to Be Weird
and immortalised as a character in my novel How Not to Be Weird